Haterade

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  If You Like Truck Commercials, You'll Love "Eyes Closed" by Imagine Dragons

  PUBLISHED May 3, 2024

  When I was 16 and a chronic poster on music Twitter, some Imagine Dragons stans — yes, you read that correctly — verbally assaulted me for...

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  Karma Is Not JoJo Siwa's Girlfriend

  PUBLISHED Apr 5, 2024

  It's an especially good week to not be a TikTok user, lest you want to know too much about JoJo Siwa....

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  Jason Derulo Pauses Show to Go Pee in Clunky Publicity Stunt

  PUBLISHED Mar 13, 2024

  Jason Derulo isn't doing much to avoid our quasi-official haterade column these days....

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  Kygo and Ava Max's "Whatever" Is Truly Whatever

  PUBLISHED Jan 19, 2024

  Just when we forgot about tropical house's hold on Top 40 10 years ago, it's come back to haunt us. Don't let this subgenre's name fool you...

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  Jennifer Lopez's "Can't Get Enough" Is Kidding Itself

  PUBLISHED Jan 12, 2024

  Jennifer Lopez and I share exactly one thing in common: we have the same birthday. And as a fellow Leo, I am more than qualified to say her...

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  "Hands on Me" by Jason Derulo and Meghan Trainor Made Us Touch-Averse

  PUBLISHED Oct 13, 2023

  I'm not exactly sure when my role as Exclaim!'s Social Media Goblin evolved into becoming our resident Meghan Trainor hater, but here we ar...

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  Meghan Trainor's "Mother" Music Video Is Giving Us Mommy Issues

  PUBLISHED Mar 10, 2023

  "I am your mother, you listen to me!" Meghan Trainor's latest track opens, and instead of blossoming into the vaguely queer anthem it sets...